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For those who are retarded, lack sense of humor,
suffer from constipation or have a too high moral standard...
Stop!
Stop! Bastard!
Who are you?
Watch out!
Holy shit! Shit! Shit!
This movie is based on a true event.
No vacancy in dormitory.
Students have to live in a brothel?
Our room
Brothel
Chin-man Ngan and Yue-ching Yau are major in computer science.
They said they have nowhere to live in dormitory,
no hooker here
so they have to live in brothels.
Are you that hardcore, baby?
Not used to living here.
Despite many hookers around, we don't go whoring...
I don't even need mosaic, so you can tell I'm not that kind of person.
Are you?
You don't go whoring? Or you dare not?
Shocking Wet Dream
I think we have to end our relationship today.
There are so many things waiting for me to explore in the outside world.
Before we break up,
I'd like to experience again this uncertainty and rage,
the moment of expanding and contracting.
Hey, are you jerking off?
Poo-poo...
Done?
Take a shower.
She's a girl.
It's not good to be smelly.
I saved 2 cans for you.
Heard that one can last longer after drinking this.
I'm helping you to lose your virginity.
Are you?
So what?!
So I drank 4 cans.
I'm not going.
Come on.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
I press this one, you press that one.
No way.
We press together.
If we press together,
it'll be embarrassing
as she sees 2 boys standing here.
One for each.
Hurry up.
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Storm Angel Lorili
It's comfortable...
Ha...
Handsome, wanna fuck? Fuck me.
Fuck me... Handsome.
Fuck me.
Wanna fuck? Fuck me!
Fuck me! I'm juicy.
Fuck me! Handsome!
Look at my tits. They're juicy.
I'm so itchy...
What the fuck! Are you doing it or not? Hurry up!
Don't be angry
Chang-Seng Velvet Antler Wine.
It's wonderful.
Wonderful...
It's all wet! It's my juice!
Not sentimental enough? Let me sing a song for you.
I'll do whatever you say.
I'll do whatever you order.
I'll do whatever you say.
I'll do whatever...
You wanna fuck me or not?
Don't wanna fuck? Let's play SM?
Cuff me...
Hey... hey... hey... hey... hey...
First time?
Should I take it off myself?
I do massage only...
I told you not to go whoring already.
Ultimate Sex 4 times Squirting Full HD 1080p.
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What the fuck? Who is it?
No hooker here!
It's written down! Son of the...
Hello.
Hide the monitor!
Hello.
Anything I can help with, Miss?
Help me move the pot inside.
Chin-man, come and help.
Put it in the middle.
It's a gift for you.
I'm living next door.
I saw you guys on the net-news today.
My name is Bowie.
I just came back from the States.
Are you guys good with computers?
Actually, we're hackers.
We sell illegal munitions on the Net.
We just steal weapons in online games and sell them to others.
You guys always eat cup noodles?
Yeah...
Let's have dinner at my place.
Let's go, chin-man, get moving.
Just call me Bowie.
Hi, Bowie.
I'm not feeling well. You guys go ahead.
I'd better wait for him. See you later.
OK, see you.
See you.
Bye.
You guys are so fast.
Have some bananas first.
I'm still cooking. Please wait for a while.
Do you think I'm sexy?
Yes...
What the fuck are you looking at?
I'll charge you for that.
They're living next door.
I cook too much, so I asked them to have dinner with us.
Aren't you guys eating?
Bowie.
Are you used to having so many girls eating with you?
Yes.
They're all doing business downstairs.
It's spacious here and has good ventilation.
So we always have a gathering.
How can you make such a big dish?
It's easy.
6 eggs, 2 teaspoonful of sugar and some orange skin...
I think this guy is very suspicious.
A 3-point after a turn...
Shit!
I have to go. I'm tired.
Lorili.
We still have dessert.
No, thanks.
Let me see you out.
Vacant seats.
I'm leaving.
We still have dessert.
You're leaving?
Yes.
Bye.
This is our closest distance
I'm starving.
Have some grapes.
What taste is this?
The taste of grapes.
Salty?
It's been salted.
Have some more?
Good morning.
Let me show you some good stuff!
You hacked all the CCTV and video cam.
Big tits?
Big pussy?
You raunchy cunt!
I can even smell it over the screen!
Over 50,000 fans?
A few months later, we'll be much more famous than Ng Kin Hung!
Who's Ng Kin Hung?
Ng Kin-Hung: Famous movie producer in Hong Kong. Filmography: Lan Kwai Fong 1, 2, and 3 - From Wiki
What the hell! You don't know Ng Kin Hung?
Have you watched Lan Kwai Fong?
You have to promise me that you won't spy on Bowie's room.
You don't do it and you don't let others do it too.
Damn nerd.
Watch!
It's so exciting, really.
Should we go and check it out?
You go first.
Shit...
Something happened...
Something...
What's up with you?
Something happened in Lorili's room?
Her gangster boyfriend Murda must have come and asked for money.
Gangster?
Don't panic.
I have the keys.
Why did you hit Lorili?
Who's Lorili?
Don't be afraid. I'll protect you.
Punk.
Who the hell are you?
Dare you say you would protect my girlfriend?
Damn you!
You're doomed...
We have video of how you hit her. I'll post it on FB with subtitles and GPS.
Also with my 50,000 fans.
Even the FBI will come and get you.
If you don't leave, I'll call the police.
Actually, I am a cop.
Didn't you say he's a gangster?
They're about the same.
So what?
If I post it on the Net, you'll be fired anyway.
So?
What else can you do?
Do you know what the cloud is?
The video of how you hit her is backed up on a server.
It's in Slovenia.
Try to blow it off.
Mr. Interpol.
Remember!
I'll have my revenge!
That's recorded too.
I don't know what the cloud is.
I've made lots of food.
Let's party.
Let's go.
Have some sausage.
Have some beer.
I'm vegetarian.
This is veggie.
I specially bought that.
Yes.
Isn't your iPad broken?
I have quite a few.
Why are you always holding your iPad?
'Cause there's a lot of funny stuff on the Net.
Yes.
Have you watched Super Off-Pitch King?
It's great.
Wanna watch?
OK.
It's simple.
Those who support this show, please sit down.
Sit down...
Those who support this show, please sit down.
Sit down...
Those who support this show, please sit down.
One month later
Come here...
Like this...
Come on...
Please sit down.
My computer isn't working.
Can you fix it?
OK.
It's done.
So fast?
I have replaced a 1.3 deluxe HDAV sound card for you.
It'll be much faster.
I mean...
You fixed that so fast.
I'm leaving then.
Maybe you should play a movie
to see whether it's been fixed or not?
You don't trust me?
I really know how to fix it.
Let's play the movie
Melody Lover Framed Up.
Chi-ho is the lead. You like Chi-ho?
Yes.
Since A Kindred Spirit, I've liked him so much.
Laughter
is full of harmony.
Do you know why it's easier for women
to suffer from incontinence than men?
If you don't know,
why don't you ask me?
Do you...
have something to tell me?
Go ahead.
Come on, nothing to lose.
You smell nice.
Thanks.
We're shooting.
Why is it easier for women to suffer from incontinence than men?
Do you have a crush on me?
Yes.
No, you have to give me feedback so that I can go on.
Come on, be cooperative.
He has a wife.
No feedback at all.
But he's been nice to me.
He gave me a place to live.
He gave me money.
I think you're nice too...
It's hard to go.
What's up? You want me to eat the microphone?
Welcome to the 2nd part of the show!
We've asked you in the last part...
Do you know why it's easier for women to suffer from incontinence than men?
Do you?
What?
Okay...
So I'll tell you now.
The length of the urethra for men is 16cm to 20cm,
while the length of the urethra for women is 4cm to 5cm.
That means men can hold their urine up to 20cm,
while women can only hold their urine up to 5cm.
And cerebrum is part of the CNS.
When the CNS is excited,
it'll be cramped.
Got it?
Okay...
Finished.
I love her so much...
"There's nothing either good or bad,
but thinking makes it so."
It's the lines in Hamutaro by Shakespeare.
Shakespeare? Hamutaro?
It's called Hamlet.
It's translated as Hamutaro in Japanese.
At this moment,
it seems that I understand everything
When I was enjoying the blow job,
l saw through the universe.
Once you get drunk, you'll know how strong the wine is.
Once you are in love, you'll know what treasure love is.
She's someone's mistress,
but someone gave you a blow job.
It's even out.
Yes.
I give you money.
It's for luck.
Be quiet.
Follow me.
This way.
Listen.
No matter what, just take them all.
Action.
This is our closest distance.
Take them all!
Freeze.
What?
Freeze.
I haven't done anything.
What's going on?
Shut up!
I told you I'd have my revenge!
Sir.
What should we do now?
No matter what, just take them all!
OK.
On what charge? Who do you think you are?
Didn't you hear what I said?
I said no matter what.
No matter what, just take them all!
On what charge? Who do you think you are?
I told you I'd have my revenge!
No matter what, just take them all.
I told you I'd have my revenge!
I'll have my revenge!
Keep searching.
Get whomever you find.
Especially those punks.
Don't let them run away.
Yes, sir.
It hurts.
Don't touch me.
If you have something to say, wait till at the station.
I want a lawyer.
Action.
Yes.
Save it for the station.
What's the charge?
I wanna have ice-cream.
I want to poo-poo.
Don't move.
Let them go.
Are you OK?
Thanks.
I should thank you.
It's good to have you.
You're welcome.
Go back and have a rest.
We'll go for the rescue.
Yes.
You just leave first.
Yes.
You gotta be careful.
OK.
Keep going.
Let's go.
We go and distract the police.
Stop...
Stop there...
Stop...
You can't run away. Stop.
He activated the energy charger.
His fighting ability is 5 times higher than normal people.
No, 50 times.
No, it's 100 times.
He's consuming his own life.
Chin-man, please don't!
I beg you!
Impossible!
Again?
You guys can't run away.
Stop.
Bad luck, guys.
Drop your weapons and surrender.
They got you?
Anyway.
Thank you so much for saving me.
Can I hug you?
Bowie Lam.
Someone came to bail you out.
Sorry.
Shocking Wet Dream.
It's been completed.
Next, enjoy a short clip.
Run on Drugs
After I've seen Running Karma,
I do believe...
in karma.
I ran a gift shop, and I lost money for that.
Because of this,
my girlfriend was so mad she broke up with me.
Because we broke up, I have to move out.
No need.
I'll change the lock.
Do you have anything left?
Just breaking up.
You don't have to unfriend my status...
and to cancel following me on Instagram.
I think if we break up, everything has to be clear-cut.
Bitch.
I gotta go.
Wait...
Shing. Just take him with you.
Why don't you want him?
He's so noisy.
Noisy?
Yes, noisy.
He also needs me to take him out for pee pee and poo poo.
That's enough.
Bitch.
Only Kit would screw you.
Kit would screw me but not you.
Knock it off!
Trying to imitate me?
Imitate you?
Mine is Western style.
Yours is Japanese style.
Imitate you?
Knock it off, bitch.
Sherman, just stop that, OK?
What Sherman?
I told you.
My name is She Man.
Rose.
Whenever you need anything, I'll be there.
You have such odd friends.
You gotta be careful.
But before leaving, let's take a picture.
OK, I'm leaving.
Bye.
Stupid bitch!
You go to hell.
It's good that I'm not a woman.
Thanks.
We're buddies.
Kit.
It's different from the past.
Look at my car.
And look at yours.
Can you lend me some money?
No way.
But I know you need cash.
Are you interested in helping me with a...
delivery?
A delivery?
Go to this restaurant.
Find the chef and mention my nickname.
He'll give you the mushroom.
Chef.
Is it expensive?
Of course.
It's so refreshing.
Good stuff.
Kid.
First time?
Do you know what it is?
Mushroom, Enoki mushroom... or something like that.
This is the hallucinogenic mushroom.
It's so popular in Europe and the States.
The ecstasy and ketamine...
No one can touch that.
I don't take drugs.
What did you say?
You said you don't take what?
Aren't you the delivery guy?
I thought you were the delivery guy and shown you the good stuff.
Just pretend I haven't seen it.
I give you a piece of shit. You take it.
Then you excrete that out. Can you say that you haven't eaten that?
Which hand do you usually use for jerking off?
Answer me.
Both.
Come on.
Cheer up.
Just tell me.
We're family.
Come on.
Let me tell you.
Don't make any mistakes.
Come on. Say hello to them.
Don't try to run away.
By the way, how do you jerk off with both hands?
I'm so curious.
No, it'd be embarrassing.
Send me a clip for that.
Go.
You don't have much time.
What are you standing here for?
Shit!
Your hair is standing.
It's itchy.
You said it's itchy while others say it's painful.
Let me blow it for you.
What?
It'll be dried faster.
Excuse me, I'm looking for the tattoo master?
Here I am.
Which one are you looking for?
Mater Ng Man-Sun.
The one and only. Come in.
Have you had it before?
I mean these mushrooms?
There are 2 kinds.
One grows in water, and the other one grows in soil.
The water one...
you'll feel great when you moan.
The soil one...
you'll feel energetic after eating that.
Which one do you like?
What about this?
This one is cross-bred.
It's obscene...
Like me.
Can you just give me the money? I'm in a hurry.
Just try this.
I can't drink that.
I need to drive. Get high yourself.
What a waste!
Cool!
Every time I drink this, I get so excited about making tattoos.
Wanna try?
No, thanks.
Master. I'm ready.
Sorry, I have a client here. Just wait.
You haven't told me what tattoo you want.
I was jilted. I want the tattoo to be... Lover 16th.
Why am I becoming your lover 16th?
It's a good song. I'll give you a discount.
Really?
You haven't told me where you want the tattoo.
I want it on my penis.
Never mind.
Let me check first.
Well, at this moment, I can only tattoo 16.
Don't worry.
I'll fix that up for you.
I guarantee the whole lyrics would be on it.
Where are you going?
Taking a pee.
Washroom is over there.
Public washroom will do.
Dumbass!
Never mind.
Let's get started.
Master.
Do you have a boyfriend?
I'm not gay.
What should I do?
Should I eat first or do the delivery?
Sleepy?
Take a rest then.
Don't catch cold.
OK?
Do you know who Moon is?
Have a drink.
You'll get high.
I'm so high.
You keep going.
Not high enough.
I'll look for Moon myself.
Have one more!
Excuse me, please do it over there.
Have one more.
Where is Moon?
Have one more.
Where is Moon?
It's not gonna work.
You bastard!
Have some pizza.
I'm full.
Have some pizza.
No, thanks.
Have some pizza.
I'm allergic to pizza.
Have some pizza...
OK...
Just one.
Have some pizza...
Who are you?
You scared me.
Moon.
Yes.
I've been looking for you.
Look at you.
First time eating that hallucinogenic mushroom?
The pizza you just ate had lots of mushrooms in it.
Shit!
Calm down.
Shit!
Calm down.
Stop.
Stop...
Stop!
Shit!
Holy shit!
Did I run him over?
You almost knocked someone down.
Shit!
Did I really run him over?
Go!
Go...
Go! Hurry up...
Where's Shing?
Shing!
Shit!
Fuck!
Shit! Did I drop him on the street?
Who's Shing?
My tortoise.
Shit!
Shing!
He's here.
Thanks...
Is he expensive?
Shit!
Mom.
I'm on the way now...
That's it.
Yes...
Mom, yes... OK, bye.
Where are you going?
Back to the party!
Since you're here, could you go somewhere with me?
I'm not a hooker.
You misunderstood.
Today is my mom's birthday.
Can you pretend to be my girlfriend?
If I help you, how will you repay me?
Disgusting!
Just a grab.
Let's go.
Greedy bitch!
Why is there so much rubbish here? You...
Gift! Rubbish?
I have to tell you.
My mom is very conservative.
Just do as she says.
Don't worry.
I'm famous for being nice.
Well I can see that.
Cover up your tits, OK?
It doesn't look nice.
That's better.
Take this as a birthday gift from you.
It doesn't look nice.
You think we're shopping?
I'm so depressed now.
Happy birthday!
Punk.
You finally came for me.
You know I have a bad memory.
Mom.
The magazines say babies from aged mothers
have a higher chance of having mental disorders.
What did you say, bitch?
Auntie.
My mom hates to be called auntie.
You should call her Fiona.
Auntie Fiona.
Happy birthday.
Take a seat...
This one is...
He's Bobby.
He helps me fix the air-conditioner.
Fix the air-conditioner?
And this is...
He needs to put on a glove, you know.
With just one finger?
Chick, who are you?
I'm your son's girlfriend.
You're so articulate. You look like me at my younger age.
Can you be more polite?
You're off duty.
Call me if you need me next time.
My air-conditioner always breaks down. I'll call you for sure.
You're fixing the air-conditioner.
You don't have to kiss my mother. Who the hell are you?
Here is my business card.
You can call me whatever you want.
You can even call me dad.
Fuck! Get lost.
Bye.
Happy birthday to me!
Have some cake.
You want to be my daughter-in-law?
It's not that easy.
You have to wipe the windows at 8:00 am.
You have to sing a song when feeding the tortoise.
Just wait and see.
It'll be a nightmare to you.
You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Blow the candles.
OK, blow the candles.
Auntie.
This piece is specially for you.
Mom.
It's late now.
We're leaving, OK?
What? Bastard!
It's not fake.
It's real.
Bitch!
How dare you!
You have such big tits.
I'm gonna have some milk.
Rush for milk.
Fiona, we gotta go.
My son...
My son likes...
Mom!
My son likes...
Don't eat those with the mushrooms...
I want milk...
Bitch...
Rush for milk.
You're leaving...
Bobby.
Bobby, where are you?
No.
Give Bobby a call.
Will Auntie Fiona remember what she did after having that hallucinogenic mushroom?
I'm not sure.
At least she can remember Bobby's number.
Everyone has different reasons for taking drugs.
The rich will take more.
The poor will take less.
Wanna get slim? Wanna do great in study? Or wanna get your youth back?
Some people will take drugs whether they're happy or not.
As for what I just said, is it a reason or an excuse?
I think you're the only one who knows the answer.
Stop.
Hold it right there!
Who is she?
A friend.
You kiss a friend?
You know, I'm back from overseas.
What's the problem with a birthday kiss?
Overseas my ass!
You're just selling BBQ pork in Chinatown.
So what? I can support you with that.
What do you want?
Let's go.
You fool around with a hooker?
What did you say? Who's a hooker? Maybe you're a hooker instead!
Hooker!
Have a fight then.
Just fight for a while.
Shut up!
We're blocking the way. Can we just leave?
Get lost.
Wait for me.
Ray.
You stop there.
Let's go.
You know...
I've been going out with Ray for 2 years.
But he said his wife doesn't want a divorce.
I don't mind that.
What I've been looking for is love.
Didn't you ask me why there's so much rubbish and luggage in the car?
6 months ago I ran a gift shop.
But the business was lousy.
My girlfriend told me that she's not gonna strive together with me.
This morning,
she packed all my stuff...
This is what's left.
Why would you become...
A delivery guy?
My friend knows that I'm broke.
But I have a car.
So I helped him to do the delivery.
I have thought it over.
Starting from tomorrow,
I'll wait for my Mr. Right.
Good for you.
You do the last delivery with me,
and my delivery work will come to an end.
OK.
Let me see you off on your last trip.
My last trip?
I'm still young and have a bright future.
Wait.
See if you can catch up.
How's that?
Can't reach the client?
Call him later.
What's that?
Honey.
I found it in your rubbish.
But it's so tight.
Is it expired?
You're too weak.
Have you eaten yet?
By the way, I am starving.
You really can eat.
Great.
Awesome.
Let me find you something to eat.
OK.
What's up?
OK.
Madam.
The one ahead looks suspicious.
Need to check him out?
What do you think?
He looks normal.
You're just looking at things on the outside.
I'm sure he must be up to something.
You go ahead.
Check him out?
That's not the way it goes.
Check out the pink car back there.
Fly, Shing.
Miss. Police.
Shit!
What's up?
Police, freeze!
She's got nothing to do with this.
That's the way it goes.
I told you he must be up to something.
Don't move.
Shoot him.
Go ahead, have you learnt that in the training?
Handcuff him.
Don't move.
She's got nothing to do with this.
Run... Kit.
She's got nothing to do with this. Just get me, sir.
Let her go... I said let her go, sir.
That's the way it goes.
Shit!
Can I have a mask, sir?
No...
Hairless tiger?
What's that?
It's a porn magazine.
Porn magazine?
Fuck!
Madam.
What did you find?
A small packet.
What's that?
Fruit skin.
Fruit skin?
Really?
Oh, it really is.
Fuck, and you?
Dried sausage, madam.
Dried sausage?
It's liver sausage.
You're so superficial.
One more, madam.
You're in deep shit!
Bastard.
Bastard!
You said I'm a bastard?
Madam, I mean I'm a bastard.
He said you're all bastards.
Bastard!
You just don't get it.
Madam.
What's that?
Sanitary napkin.
I know that.
Did you check it inside?
Yes, madam.
Can you check it thoroughly?
It's just a sanitary napkin.
Why couldn't they find the mushrooms?
I made them disappear.
I don't get it.
My friend just called me.
And I know he loves those mushrooms.
So I sold them to him.
Moon.
You're cool.
I don't have enough cash. I'll give you later.
I'll deposit into your account.
What about the fruit skin and sausage?
I took that when we were at your mom's place.
I still don't get it...
What about the sanitary napkin?
You won't understand. It's women's stuff.
No...
My mom shouldn't have a period anymore...
Well I still do.
Anyway, safety is the most important.
Well, thank you so much.
If not for you, I'd be in a lot of trouble.
I helped you out. Should you...
Repay you.
Look.
Let's talk about that at home, OK?
You said you would only love me.
I think if we break up, everything has to be clear-cut.
That'd be fair to both of us.
Just drop me off here.
I should take you home.
No need.
We're not that close.
I can go home myself.
OK?
We just met last night.
I should really thank you.
Thank me?
When those cops came and searched your car,
I saw how you rushed out
and took the blame.
I was so moved at that moment.
No one has ever
cared about me
in all these years.
Thanks.
Shing, I'm leaving.
Moon!
Nothing.
Shing, I'm really leaving.
Bye.
Wait.
Shing. He's mine.
Morning.
April 16th.
Yesterday, April 15th.
Tomorrow, April 17th.
Today is Saturday. It's 06:02 am.
You're listening to First Line in the Morning.
Everyone got a rubber ready?
Right.
Listen to a song first.
Birds of a feather flock together...
Moon!
Honey.
You can open it?
No.
Yesterday, didn't you say...
you'd wait for your Mr. Right?
So...
The sun is up.
Tomorrow of yesterday would be today.
What are you trying to say?
I want to be your Mr. Right.
I have to go back, though.
If I don't go back, how can I pack my stuff?
Packing up!
You still have room in your car?
Sure!
Let's go.
Your car is over there.
Yes.
I'm in luck.
Give me the honey.
Well,
Kit and I have started a relationship because of the mushrooms.
I'm not sure whether we can get along well or not.
Anyway, the mushroom would be our match-maker.
I have to say thank you, though.
It seems a bit weird.
I didn't take any drugs.
I have decided I don't need that any more.
Because in my heart...
Previously on hardcore comedy...
Pang.
Today isn't your day.
Bro Bauer...
Irene, give $500,000 to Pang.
Can't Stop the Killing
Here you go.
Don't misunderstand.
I'm not Japanese.
But most of the time, I have to speak Japanese.
I was born in HK.
I'm a senior chef of a Japanese restaurant.
Every day, I have to face tons of meat.
Especially those tender and fresh ones.
What's my name?
Let's fuck
Maggie.
No, I'm Macy.
You don't have to tell me your name.
I'll forget it right away.
Canine
It hurts. Watch your teeth.
This evil monster of underwear.
I'll rip off all your evil underwear.
Going to work for feeding oneself.
But you never thought that being a chef
lets you screw so many horny chicks.
I swear I won't quit the job.
How many times have I told you? Don't fool around in the restaurant.
Boss, I swear I didn't.
I just saw you.
Do you know what I bought for you?
Watermelon juice, it's good for your skin.
Take your time.
Recently, fucking around doesn't satisfy me anymore.
So after work, I'll go for something more exciting.
Hey, bro, my boss is waiting for you inside.
Into the wrong hole.
Take that off.
You have to aim right. Take that off too.
Blow.
You just blow him, don't blow me.
This is a private club for members only.
Bro Bauer is the boss here.
Although he'd never admit it, I know it.
He is a gangster.
Bro Bauer.
Pang. I've been waiting for you.
What are we gonna play today?
Blackjack.
OK.
Give me some chips.
No need to count.
You can tell it's $100,000 by the smell.
Deal.
You'll have the chance to lose.
All gamblers are the same.
When you're in luck,
you won't leave the table.
Because you want to win more.
I'm in luck. Maybe double down the bet.
Please.
That's OK.
When you begin to lose, you'll say to yourself,
my luck will be back.
I can make that up in the next bet.
Pang, today isn't your day.
Bro Bauer...
Irene, give $500,000 to Pang.
When you believe in what ain't right,
sometimes it'll be too late to regret it.
I forgot how much money I've lost to Bro Bauer.
Anyway.
I'm fucked.
Bro Bauer, the money that I owe you...
There's something I want your help with.
Bro Bauer told me so many things.
But I could hardly hear a word.
I just remembered what my father told me.
Men would rather go whoring than to go gambling.
Sex
Don't fuck me...
Sodomy
No...
I have diarrhea...
No...
Bro Bauer...
Ying keeps messing around, for he has many followers who can really fight.
Ying
I don't care what he did before.
But now he even hit my brother.
My brother is working at FEHD.
He almost got beaten to a pulp last week.
Sir.
I'm an officer of FEHD.
I saw you just pee on the street and throw away your cigarette bud in a public area...
I didn't do it on purpose. Give me a chance?
You have violated ordinance 570...
Yeah.
Beat him up.
Help, don't beat me...
If you help me to kill Ying...
The money that you owe me will be settled, all right?
Bro Bauer.
I'm not a hit man. I've never murdered anybody...
You used to kill fish!
How the fuck wouldn't you know that?
Murder? No kidding!
And even if you don't kill him now,
he'll kill you sooner or later.
I just don't get it
why would Ying want to kill me?
But I'm sure that I got framed by Bauer this time.
I'll let you know when and where.
At this time tomorrow, I'll wait here for your good news.
Ordered me to kill someone...
He's actually sending me to death.
If you had the chance to realize there's a countdown of your lifespan,
what would you do?
Suddenly, I want to see someone.
Without him...
I wouldn't be such an asshole today.
Mom died not long ago.
You're fooling around with that woman.
You're too young to understand that.
If you bring that woman back, I'll leave!
Dad.
You're here alone?
Since you left, I've been the only one here.
Are you trying to pick a fight?
Yes.
I am.
By the way, don't strain yourself too hard,
or I'll have to wrap up for you.
You guys are noisy.
Be quiet, please...
He's your younger brother. His name is Dew.
I haven't come back for a few years.
I never thought that I'd have a younger brother.
Although we have different mothers,
why does he look just like me?
I've spent one of the last 24 hours of my life...
playing with Dew, my half-brother.
So as to do my duty as his brother.
This one...
This one?
Be careful...
Brother.
It's all yours now.
What do you have inside?
These are superman figures...
I'm sure you'd love that.
And this one...
Norman Cheung, the dancing king.
You should memorize the lyrics, OK?
Okay.
Norman Cheung?
Who is he?
What's that?
You'll know when you get older. Don't peek.
I can't be with you any longer.
From now on, you should take care of dad.
Can I count on you?
Sure.
Okay.
You haven't come for a long time.
Won't you stay for a while?
You should get a new name for him instead of Dew. Its sounds weird.
Where is brother going?
Ling.
Have you seen Yan?
Yan?
I haven't seen her since we graduated.
Why?
Still falling for her?
It's been quite a while...
There shouldn't be anything left.
You don't have feelings for her, but she does.
What did you say?
Twins told me that she just came back from Canada.
She's been single for all these years
'cause she's been waiting for someone.
It's me
telling you that she's single.
Her father's restaurant is still there.
Go and look for her.
Take a seat.
I'm looking for Yan.
Yan, someone is looking for you.
Dammit!
No wonder Ling said she's still single.
Yan is turning into a fatso.
But if you love someone...
you shouldn't just love her appearance.
I must tell her my heart...
I must tell her everything.
Anything I can help with, sir?
Don't you recognize me?
You must be mistaken, sir.
Listen.
I came here to apologize.
Yan, I love you.
Are you OK?
You haven't changed at all.
You're still as passionate as before.
I do remember that I used to sit here...
Do you remember how we met, then?
Yan, delivery.
Yes.
Yan!
I'll give you a ride.
My name is Pang.
I know that.
Am I that famous?
For being naughty.
Have you ever heard that women love naughty men?
How about you?
We're taking pictures!
What's up?
What are you doing?
What's up?
Would twins share the same thinking?
Yeah, so?
I'm working on a research...
If I kiss you...
will you feel my tongue?
You dirty bastard.
Get out of here.
You don't have to go this far to reject me.
After New Year's, I'll go to study in Canada.
I know a good place to see the fireworks show.
Let's stay together for this New Year's Eve.
Are you inviting me on a date?
Speaking.
What?
Where are you?
Pang...
Help me.
He gambled in my account, and he lost $5,000.
Are you paying for him?
How would I have so much money?
Shut up, dickhead!
I bet with you.
One single bet for $10,000.
Ready...
Go!
No. 1...
No. 7...
No. 1...
No. 4...
No. 1...
No. 4...
No. 1...
Stop!
Bastard! Didn't you say you had no money?
No...
What the fuck!
Grab his legs.
Break his legs as the interest.
We had a date...
Why didn't you show up?
You wouldn't understand.
You're badly hurt?
Help me get up.
How are you doing?
Are you OK?
If it wasn't for you, I would be.
Do you want to get something to eat?
Don't you think we should go to a hospital first?
Will you get full from taking medicine?
On this New Year's Eve...
it's quite romantic for us.
Delivery...
Yan.
Let's go for the delivery.
What?
Were you serious with what you told Fatso just now?
Just kidding! Don't be so serious.
I did hear that clearly.
You said you love me.
Am I mistaken?
That's right.
It's just too late for me to say that.
Help!
I love you. I can't live without you...
You crazy fuck! I love you...
Idiot.
I gotta go.
Pang!
Don't run away!
Wait for me.
Leave me alone!
Wait, you motherfucker!
When will I...
see you again?
I didn't answer her.
'Cause I don't want to lie to her before dying.
Hello, sir. Will you help our donation?
Donation? What kind? Sperm?
No, organ donation.
I'll donate all my organs to you,
but I'm afraid it won't be a full set of a body.
Thanks for your support.
Remember to bring this card with you.
Why do you have to quit?
Just tell me.
I've never thought of wooing you for all these years.
It's not because you're not attractive.
It's because I see you as my relative.
You're the best woman I've ever met in my whole life.
You just came here
to make me cry.
It's OK.
Bro Bauer.
Ying is heading back to his office.
Pang, action.
Norman Cheung.
I like you so much.
Cool! Idol!
It's good to see you.
I want to ask you...
after experiencing the ups and downs...
How can you bottom out?
Everyone has his own path.
Whether he's lucky or not,
it doesn't depend on what he gets.
It depends on what he's learnt to let go of.
For all these years,
I've earned much more than what I lost.
Idol.
So long.
I could bump into my idol.
Even if I have to die, I would die in peace.
Wait for me outside.
Yes, boss.
Baby.
Do you know what I bought for you?
It's salmon sashimi, your favourite.
My favorite, huh? I know you sleep around behind my back.
You've been tailed long ago.
Yes.
I did sleep with him.
So what?
How many times did you make love to him?
Which style do you like? Up or down?
Doggy?
Feel great?
Macy. Listen to me.
We're over.
Macy.
Go fuck yourself, you asshole!
Boss. I'll take care of her.
What do you mean take care of her, you smart ass?
Get her back and beat her up.
OK...
Not fallen yet...
Who the hell are you?
Why are you trying to kill me?
What the fuck!
Are you that nice?
Not surprising.
I would do all the charity works, like selling flags, walks for millions...
Enough.
I just can't do it.
No, Macy.
Even if you don't kill him now,
he'll kill you sooner or later.
I did sleep with him. So what?
You're a dead man.
Holy shit!
Screw my girl?
Fucker!
Chop him up.
Go!
How you doing, boss?
Stop, bastard!
Stop.
Stop there.
Stop.
Keep it up, boss.
Are you all right, boss?
Meal...
Boss.
Here you go...
Here you go, boss.
Let me feed you, boss...
It's pill... not meal...
Boss...
Kill him...
Stop there!
Stop...
Stop there, bastard!
Stop, police.
Dear audience,
don't think that I could run away like this.
Five seconds later, I was caught by Bro Bauer's followers.
Bro Bauer...
Watch...
After the forensics team inspection,
it's believed that the victim died of induced heart attack.
It's nothing related to gang violence.
The police also found...
Don't worry, Pang.
The money that you owe me is now settled.
Queen Mary Hospital for organ transplant.
Irene.
It's a happy day. Let's play a bet for celebration.
Life is a gamble.
We shouldn't complain about how lousy our lives are.
Like my idol, Norman Cheung said,
Whether one is lucky or not doesn't depend on what he gets.
It depends on what he's learnt to let go of.
The best luck is to be able to be with your loved one.
And I think...
I already have that.
Yan.
Why meet me here? We can't see the fireworks from here anymore.
We can't see it here, but we can see it somewhere else.
Who says I'll see it with you?
I can see it with other guys, can't I?
I'll only see it with him!
Maybe you can find another guy better than me.
But you won't find someone
who loves you as much as I do.
Almost...
It hurts...
It's too tight...
It's like that...
Keep it up...
Ah...
It's done...
Bump into her in a stormy night
Love her for her attractiveness
Beg for her kindness after the night
To find the next victim
Ah, it's hot like burning
Ah, it's like there's infinite energy
Ah, if you're careless
Ah, it'll be too late to regret that